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as material in his stand-up comedy act Thursday night at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, probably was like, 'Ugh, f------ shoot me.'" Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway Speak Out About After video of his act hit the web early Friday, Cook addressed the negative comments his joke had received.

"I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie's pretty much a piece of crap," Cook told the audience Thursday. "I am devastated by the recent tragedy in Colorado and did not mean to make light of what happened," he wrote on Twitter.

"I made a bad judgment call with my material last night and regret making a joke at such a sensitive time.

A bad joke is the best way to pick up a guy Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.And even if it bombs heinously, we'll still love it. That way we want to come to your aid and make you feel better by buying you a drink. And check out Dane next spring in the Broadway production of "Fat Pig".Leave it to Dane Cook to shoo away dating rumors with one simple joke.When asked about the reports flying around of his alleged hookups with singer Miley Cyrus, the comedian advised E!News to get her gussied up for a date tonight."I'm always the last to know these things," the actor remarked."Just let Miley know that I'll pick her up for dinner at 8."The 22-year-old MTV Video Music Award host and the 43-year-old funnyman have reportedly been friends for years and even posted a photo together on Instagram after Cyrus' former boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger was caught licking salt of a model during a round of tequila shots on spring break in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in March.

However, Cook's newest comment helps to firm up any loose ends—the two are totally platonic.'s October issue that she can barely make up her mind on matters of wardrobe, never mind matters of the heart."I'm 22, I'm going on dates, but I change my style every two weeks, let alone who I'm with," she admitted. But I'm not in a relationship."Despite her excuses, the controversial star has been romantically linked to a series of people, including most recently, Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell.

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Dane Jeffrey Cook born March 18, 1972 is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy. 
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These are a few things that make a relationship work. Yet there are a few things not listed here. Overcoming, championing, quietly understanding, celebrating & sharing. You have to be able to get through dramatically tough times that are painful. You have to fight for it sometimes and mostly you need to sacrifice. 
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Dane Cook dating 19-year-old singer Kelsi Taylor. January 27, 2018, PM IST. Dane Cook dating 19-year-old singer Kelsi Taylor. Washington It seems like love has no age, as American stand-up comedian and film actor Dane Cook has revealed that he is quietly dating 19-year-old singer Kelsi Taylor. Reportedly, the. 
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Dane Cook responded with a joke to reports that he's dating Miley Cyrus, E! News reports. Getty Images/AP. BY Meera Jagannathan. NEW YORK DAILY NEWS. Thursday, September 17, 2015, PM. Reports of romance between a certain pop star and a much-older comedian may have been cooked up. Dane Cook. 
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Dane Cook Comedy Bits Obby We always have creepy people around, a creepy individual, and it starts off when we're young-uns; when we're young-uns there's a creepy person. Back in school, back in the day, which by the way, I don't know if you knew this, was a Wednesday. Thats a little fun fact. Yeah, when you refer to. 
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